‘50 Shades’ screening shelved after drunken woman loses control of bodily fluids

London: A drunken woman in Milton Keynes, England recently forced an entire movie theater to be evacuated during ‘50 Shades Of Grey’ showing after she reportedly lost control of all of her bodily fluids.

The Cineworld showing had barely got underway when the unnamed women, believed to be under the influence of alcohol, started vomiting and pooping, the Mirror reported.

One disgruntled cinema-goer said that they all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot, but they certainly didn’t expect to be gagging themselves because of the stench.

The cinema-goer added that the lady lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids and the whole cinema stank.

As per the Milton Keynes paper’s reports, paramedics were called in to assist the woman.

A source added that the lady was so drunk that she couldn’t move and she practically had to be carried out and the mess she left behind was just disgusting.

The insider added that there was no way they could clean it up there and then, it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave, which was so disappointing as people had really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books. (ANI)